Using AI to hunt down the dumbfuckery in today's headlines
| Current Headlines | News Sources |
|---|---|
| (read) Trump news at a glance: US fires on Iranian-flagged tanker as president fires off post threatening more bombing | The Guardian |
| (read) Vance: 186K Dead People Collecting SNAP Benefits | NEWSMAX |
| (read) Trump renews offensive against Pope Leo, claims pontiff is ‘endangering’ Catholics | MSNBC |
| (read) UFC chief’s take on men’s mental health offers grim view of masculinity | MSNBC |
| (read) Trump Goes On Long Tangent About Why He Kept Calling Melania ‘Melody’ | Huffington Post |
| (read) Colbert Hits Trump With Supercut Exposing The Lies About His Precious Ballroom | Huffington Post |
| (read) MS NOW Host Rejects Trump '3D Chess' Myth: 'He's Just Doing Some Dumb S**t On His Phone' | Huffington Post |
| (read) 'A Head-Spinning Day': BBC Correspondent Brands Trump 'Erratic' For Ditching 'Project Freedom' | Huffington Post |
| (read) The Secret Code Actors Share When They Need To Go To Toilet | Huffington Post |
| (read) Chuck Schumer Has Spicy Response To White House Cinco De Mayo Post | Huffington Post |
| (read) Kentucky man enters insanity plea after admitting to beating his grandmother to death in recorded attack | Fox News |
| (read) Looksmaxxing influencer Clavicular charged over alleged alligator shooting | BBC |
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