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| Current Headlines | News Sources |
|---|---|
| (read) Timeline of Bill Pulte’s appointment as acting director of national intelligence | The Guardian |
| (read) Italy PM Meloni ‘stunned’ by Trump’s claims she begged him for a photo | The Guardian |
| (read) Italian PM Meloni says she was ‘astonished’ by Trump claims that she ‘begged’ him for a photo - as it happened | The Guardian |
| (read) Bury me in the whale graveyard – let the weird starfish chew my bones | First Dog on the Moon | The Guardian |
| (read) Italy's Top Diplomat Cancels US Trip as Meloni Slams Trump's Claim She 'begged' for a Photo with Him | NEWSMAX |
| (read) Susan Collins had four years to prepare for this question — and botched the answer | MSNBC |
| (read) Trump praises Putin’s neutrality on Iran, despite the obvious lack of neutrality | MSNBC |
| (read) The Onion says it won’t wait for the courts, will launch Infowars to pay Sandy Hook families | MSNBC |
| (read) Republicans’ reliance on fake historical quotes goes from bad to worse | MSNBC |
| (read) ‘Mistakes are made’: Trump flunks test on deadly school bombing in Iran | MSNBC |
| (read) Man steals ashes of woman’s daughter, holds them for ransom, police say | NBC News |
| (read) Hegseth lashes out at NATO allies and announces a review of U.S. forces in Europe | NBC News |
| (read) Mike Pence Just Compared Trump’s Iran Deal To Negotiating With Nazis, Lawrence O’Donnell Says | Huffington Post |
| (read) Italy's Top Diplomat Cancels U.S. Trip As Meloni Slams Trump's Claim She 'Begged' For A Photo With Him | Huffington Post |
| (read) CNN Panel Literally Laughs Out Loud At Astonishing Trump Anecdote From New Book | Huffington Post |
| (read) Trump Struggles To Drape Medal Of Honor On Serviceman — And The Critics Eat Him Alive | Huffington Post |
| (read) Trump White House Tries To Hijack ‘Grand Theft Auto 6’ Hype | Huffington Post |
| (read) 'He's A F**king Pushover': Seth Meyers Calls Out 1 Thing Trump Is Being 'Tricked' On | Huffington Post |
| (read) Trump's $14M Reflecting Pool Paint Job Is Now Peeling Off And Floating To The Surface | Huffington Post |
| (read) NY Gov Puts JD Vance In His Place With Snarky 2-Sentence Tweet | Huffington Post |
| (read) Jordan Klepper Shows Pics Of Trump And Shirtless Obama, Asks Who Would Win UFC Fight | Huffington Post |
| (read) 'The Pitt' Star Says Famous Ex-Husband's Ghost Haunted Her 'In Ways That Were Scary' | Huffington Post |
| (read) Trump Told Marjorie Taylor Greene She 'Deserved' Death Threats | Huffington Post |
| (read) ‘You Stupid, Stupid, Stupid, Stupid Motherf**cker’: 34 Of The Very Best, Most Brutal, And Sometimes Funny Political Tweets Of The Week | Huffington Post |
| (read) Cop Fired For Allegedly Giving Homeless Man A Feces Sandwich Gets Promoted To Police Chief | Huffington Post |
| (read) Trump Administration Claims It Made The Reflecting Pool Blue. See For Yourself! | Huffington Post |
| (read) Pop Star Tells Arena About A Date With NY Times Reporter That's Barely Fit To Print | Huffington Post |
| (read) Seth Meyers Crushes Fox News For Absurd Reflecting Pool Segment | Huffington Post |
| (read) Trump Struggles To Drape US Medal Of Honour On Serviceman — And The Critics Eat Him Alive | Huffington Post |
| (read) Jack Osbourne tells critics to 'shut the f--- up' after backlash over White House UFC fight attendance | Fox News |
| (read) Secretary of Defense Hegseth scolds NATO allies — again | NPR |
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