Using AI to hunt down the dumbfuckery in today's headlines
| Current Headlines | News Sources |
|---|---|
| (read) ‘Ridiculous’ for US to maintain current Nato support, Trump warns ahead of alliance summit | The Guardian |
| (read) China says man who flew plane into Beijing skyscraper had mental health problems | The Guardian |
| (read) Can Stacey Solomon sort out Farage’s collection of nutters? The Stephen Collins cartoon | The Guardian |
| (read) Donald Trump may be the accidental hero of a feelgood climate tale even as a creeping horror story plays alongside | The Guardian |
| (read) The election that never ends: Inside Trump World’s endless relitigating of 2020 | MSNBC |
| (read) Markwayne Mullin's celebration of Iran’s World Cup exit is awful | MSNBC |
| (read) Hegseth blasts protesters at ceremony for D.C. Safe and Beautiful Task Force: ‘Ingrates’ | MSNBC |
| (read) Mystery leak from semi-truck in Ohio turns out to be Franks RedHot | NBC News |
| (read) U.S. Olympic canoeist David Hearn charged with damaging Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool | NBC News |
| (read) The Onion’s new parody of Alex Jones’ Infowars starts with $100,000 to Sandy Hook families | NBC News |
| (read) Trump White House’s Taylor Swift Stunt Enters Its ‘So F**king Cringe’ Era | Huffington Post |
| (read) Trump’s State Fair Arch Is Cracking, Oozing Yellow Goo | Huffington Post |
| (read) Jeanine Pirro Torched By Critics Over 'Total Bulls**t' Reflecting Pool Indictment | Huffington Post |
| (read) Rosie O’Donnell Offers A Brutal Diagnosis For 'Doctor' Trump After Bonkers AI Video | Huffington Post |
| (read) 'How Communism Starts': Jesse Watters Makes Bizarre Prediction After Mamdani Heatwave Request | Huffington Post |
| (read) ‘HE’S F**KING BLAMING OBAMA NOW????’: 39 Brutal, Brutal, Brutal Political Tweets Of The Week | Huffington Post |
| (read) Hunter Biden Snarkily Suggests Trump Deserves Nobel Peace Honor | Huffington Post |
| (read) Trump Stars In 1 Of Kid Rock's Best 'Late Night Drinking Tricks' | Huffington Post |
| (read) ‘Go To Europe!’: MAGA Lawmaker Goes Off On Democratic Socialists In Wild Rant | Huffington Post |
| (read) U.S. Ambassador Mocked For His Examples Of American Greatness | Huffington Post |
| (read) Fox Sports Analyst Cooks Up Wild World Cup Conspiracy Theory About Red Card On U.S. Team | Huffington Post |
| (read) Trump Stoops To A New Low With Latest Reflecting Pool Claim — And It’s WILD | Huffington Post |
| (read) DAVID MARCUS: Commie Dems would destroy everything World Cup fans love about America | Fox News |
| (read) Supreme Court’s awful ruling encourages China’s Hunan Horse to invade America | Fox News |
| (read) China says pilot crashed small plane into skyscraper for 'personal reasons' | BBC |
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