Using AI to hunt down the dumbfuckery in today's headlines
| Current Headlines | News Sources |
|---|---|
| (read) Trump reacts to FEMA official’s claim he teleported to Waffle House | CNN |
| (read) Jon Stewart on Trump’s Jesus photo denial: ‘Do you even care about lying to us any more?’ | The Guardian |
| (read) Behold, another second coming. But this one is Donald Trump – WAY BETTER than that Jesus guy | Marina Hyde | The Guardian |
| (read) JD Vance tries and fails to clean up Trump’s religious messes, scolds Pope Leo | MSNBC |
| (read) Lawrence: Trump’s Iran war defined by ‘madman’ posts as Jesus while telling pope he’s wrong | MSNBC |
| (read) The Tea, Spilled by Morning Joe: ‘He’s radiating the spirit of the Antichrist’ | MSNBC |
| (read) JD Vance Accidentally Says The Truth Out Loud With Fox News Gaffe | Huffington Post |
| (read) MAGA Guest Stuns CNN Panel With Pro-Trump Conspiracy Theory Involving Pope And Obama | Huffington Post |
| (read) Trump Leveled This 1 Accusation Against Pope Leo. Experts Say It's Truly 'Bizarre.' | Huffington Post |
| (read) Everything JD Vance Touches Turns To S**t | Huffington Post |
| (read) 'This Guy Is... The Antichrist': Channel 5 Pundit Has Strong Feelings About Trump | Huffington Post |
| (read) 'Deranged': Critics Pounce After Trump Posts 'Blasphemous' New Image Of Himself | Huffington Post |
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