Using AI to hunt down the dumbfuckery in today's headlines
| Current Headlines | News Sources |
|---|---|
| (read) Trump tries new line of attack on Democrats, calling them ‘jihadists’ | CNN |
| (read) All-powerful Trump tells America, ‘Nothing bad can happen’ | CNN |
| (read) Trump reportedly hid in catering container to board secret flight in Turkey amid Iran threat | The Guardian |
| (read) Trump signs order attempting to override CDC vaccine schedule and break up MMR shots | The Guardian |
| (read) Rep. Lauren Boebert’s adult son charged with child sexual exploitation | MSNBC |
| (read) Trump claims ‘jihadists’ are being elected ‘all over the place’ | MSNBC |
| (read) The White House tries (and fails) to put a positive spin on ugly economic results | MSNBC |
| (read) Trump order aims to cut number of diseases all children should be vaccinated against from 18 to 11 | NBC News |
| (read) Trump Used Elaborate Ruse To Fly Out Of Turkey Due To Iran Threat: WaPo | Huffington Post |
| (read) ‘Are You Listening???’: Trump Adviser ‘Friggin’’ Flips Out On Jeanine Pirro | Huffington Post |
| (read) CNN Anchor Politely Points Out To Nancy Mace That Her Bigoted On-Air Rant Is Dumb | Huffington Post |
| (read) Trump Pops Off On 'Black And Brown Voters' And It Sounds Like Total BS | Huffington Post |
| (read) Women’s Tour De France Leader ‘Nearly Taken Out’ By Someone In Panda Costume | Huffington Post |
| (read) John Oliver Makes A Total ‘A**hole’ Out Of GOP Senator Who Caved To Trump | Huffington Post |
| (read) Ex-'Superman' Star's 'Do Your Thing' Dig At Abdul El-Sayed Backfires In A Flash | Huffington Post |
| (read) 'Sick S**t': Critics Rip 'Scared' Trump After Air Force One Catering Truck Deception | Huffington Post |
| (read) Britney Spears Reshares Video Claiming Her Mum Lynne 'Failed' Her | Huffington Post |
| (read) Florida woman accused of faking cancer to scam hundreds out of $40K, police say | Fox News |
| (read) President Trump warns FIFA will pay a massive price if it ousts chief Gianni Infantino | Fox News |
| (read) AOC tries to laugh off 'crazy' woke era as thing of the past, but conservatives aren't amused | Fox News |
| (read) Trump Said to Have Secretly Used Military Jet to Leave Turkey Amid Threats | New York Times |
| (read) Late Night Wonders if Trump Got a Wig | New York Times |
| (read) Trump signs order to limit childhood vaccines and split MMR shots | BBC |
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