Today's Dumbfuckery

Using AI to hunt down the dumbfuckery in today's headlines

Current Headlines News Sources
(read)   Trump news at a glance: US fires on Iranian-flagged tanker as president fires off post threatening more bombing The Guardian
(read)   Vance: 186K Dead People Collecting SNAP Benefits NEWSMAX
(read)   Trump renews offensive against Pope Leo, claims pontiff is ‘endangering’ Catholics MSNBC
(read)   UFC chief’s take on men’s mental health offers grim view of masculinity MSNBC
(read)   Trump Goes On Long Tangent About Why He Kept Calling Melania ‘Melody’ Huffington Post
(read)   Colbert Hits Trump With Supercut Exposing The Lies About His Precious Ballroom Huffington Post
(read)   MS NOW Host Rejects Trump '3D Chess' Myth: 'He's Just Doing Some Dumb S**t On His Phone' Huffington Post
(read)   'A Head-Spinning Day': BBC Correspondent Brands Trump 'Erratic' For Ditching 'Project Freedom' Huffington Post
(read)   The Secret Code Actors Share When They Need To Go To Toilet Huffington Post
(read)   Chuck Schumer Has Spicy Response To White House Cinco De Mayo Post Huffington Post
(read)   Kentucky man enters insanity plea after admitting to beating his grandmother to death in recorded attack Fox News
(read)   Looksmaxxing influencer Clavicular charged over alleged alligator shooting BBC

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