Using AI to hunt down the dumbfuckery in today's headlines
| Current Headlines | News Sources |
|---|---|
| (read) Farage vs. Count Binface: UK populist leader left fiighting a man dressed as a trash can | CNN |
| (read) You be the judge: should my friend stop expecting gratitude for splitting a freebie? | The Guardian |
| (read) Thursday news quiz: Joke candidates, blind injustice and Paul McCartney | The Guardian |
| (read) Blatant Racism of Left Defines Race Problem | NEWSMAX |
| (read) Last month, sitting down with them was the coolest thing. Today, they are scum | MSNBC |
| (read) Trump Dodges Question On Why He's Suddenly Not Flying New Qatari Air Force One | Huffington Post |
| (read) Trump Makes Absolutely Wild Assertion About War He Claims To Have Ended | Huffington Post |
| (read) Nicolle Wallace Truly Goes There On Trump At NATO | Huffington Post |
| (read) Nigel Farage's Only Rival Is Man Dressed As Trash Can As U.K. Special Election Turns To Farce | Huffington Post |
| (read) Three Weeks Ago, Trump Sang Their Praises; Now They’re ‘Scum’ | Huffington Post |
| (read) At NATO, Trump Speaks For Putin, Disparages Spain And Trashes NATO | Huffington Post |
| (read) Nato Chief Mark Rutte Smiles On Even As Donald Trump Trashes Everything Alliance Stands For | Huffington Post |
| (read) SCOTT WALKER: Democratic Socialists are coming for my state. This is how we beat them | Fox News |
| (read) Trump to ask Supreme Court to rehear birthright citizenship case after 'insane decision' | Fox News |
| (read) Arizona toddler found alive in morgue after being declared dead from drowning | BBC |
| (read) Watch: Why is there a 'black cloud' over unity at the Nato summit? | BBC |
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