Today's Dumbfuckery

Using AI to hunt down the dumbfuckery in today's headlines

Current Headlines News Sources
(read)   Trump told interesting stories about George Washington and the Panama Canal. They’re both fake CNN
(read)   Idaho mother who said her toddlers died after vaccinations accused of suffocating them, charged with murder CNN
(read)   A toddler was found in a pool and declared dead. He’s alive and his parents could be charged CNN
(read)   So it’s Trump 1, Belgium 4 – and the world rejoices. Nothing like failed chicanery to bring us together, is there? | Marina Hyde The Guardian
(read)   Why does JD Vance keep saying loony things? | Margaret Sullivan The Guardian
(read)   ‘I was testing people’: Trump chides Nato allies on Iran war response ahead of summit – US politics live The Guardian
(read)   Former Officer Describes Finding a 'Sniper Pad' on Nearby Rooftop After Charlie Kirk Assassination NEWSMAX
(read)   This White House doesn't know how to love America. The Smithsonian does. MSNBC
(read)   There are no winners in the Folarin Balogun debacle MSNBC
(read)   Balogun starts World Cup game after Trump calls Infantino and FIFA tosses Belgium’s appeal MSNBC
(read)   Lawrence: JD Vance’s old accusation of Trump being ‘cultural heroin’ was on display this weekend MSNBC
(read)   Rob Reiner Gets To Blast 'Narcissistic Prick' Trump 1 Last Time Thanks To Larry David Huffington Post
(read)   Laura Ingraham Mocked For Saying 'No One Should Be Allowed To Cover Their Faces' Huffington Post
(read)   Ted Cruz Just Made Trump’s World Cup Controversy Even More Awkward Huffington Post
(read)   Trump Admits He Would've Used 2020 Election Playbook If FIFA Didn't Reverse Red Card Ruling Huffington Post
(read)   Howard Lutnick Plays His ‘Trump Card,’ And The Jokes Just Write Themselves Huffington Post
(read)   Trump Calls World Cup Ref ‘Very Suspect’ While Confirming Red Card Intervention Huffington Post
(read)   Trump’s FIFA Intervention Comes With 1 Very Awkward Twist Huffington Post
(read)   Wild bison headbutting video is a must-watch crazy nature moment now going viral online Fox News
(read)   Team USA looked like a bunch of woke bartenders against Belgium, Swift-Kelce napkin for sale & Dart boat party Fox News

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