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| Current Headlines | News Sources |
|---|---|
| (read) What’s really behind Trump’s idea to rename Lake Ontario | CNN |
| (read) Man arrested near US Capitol after driving from California with a guillotine in his truckbed | CNN |
| (read) Trump: Iran's Supreme Leader 'Seriously Wounded' but Alive | NEWSMAX |
| (read) Driver with a guillotine in pickup truck arrested outside U.S. Capitol | MSNBC |
| (read) Victor Mellor’s campaign in Rhode Island making GOP queasy | MSNBC |
| (read) Judge suspends charges against ex-Marine arrested with ammo on Trump’s L.A.-area golf course | NBC News |
| (read) Critics Trash Ivanka Trump’s Dolly Parton Tribute: 'Rich F**king Thing For You To Say' | Huffington Post |
| (read) Homeland Security Posts Photo Of Trump, Asks Americans A Chilling Question | Huffington Post |
| (read) Trump Admin Threatens To Demolish Kennedy Center Unless His Name Is Added To Building | Huffington Post |
| (read) Ricky Schroder Posts Tone-Deaf, Inappropriate Dolly Parton Tribute | Huffington Post |
| (read) ‘Kimmel’ Guest Host Jelly Roll Doubles Down On Trump Mockery After MAGA Backlash | Huffington Post |
| (read) 'Authoritarian Insanity': US Homeland Security Slammed For Asking If Voters Are 'Loyal' To Trump | Huffington Post |
| (read) Ex-ESPN host Cindy Brunson embarrasses herself trying to discredit Caitlin Clark | Fox News |
| (read) SoCal man who allegedly took guillotine to Washington, D.C., is unhappy with state of politics, family says | LA Times |
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