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| Current Headlines | News Sources |
|---|---|
| (read) ‘Popesplaining’ Vance out of depth in argument over whether Iran is a just war | The Guardian |
| (read) Stephen Colbert on Trump’s Vatican feud: ‘Damn, the pope just read you for filth’ | The Guardian |
| (read) A $3,200 ‘girls’ weekend like no other’ where you got to meet Meghan for an hour? In this economy? | The Guardian |
| (read) Trump Rejects Cash-for-Uranium Deal With Iran | NEWSMAX |
| (read) Lutnick Rips Canada Trade Strategy Ahead of USMCA Review | NEWSMAX |
| (read) Trump: Tucker Carlson 'Low IQ Person' | NEWSMAX |
| (read) Rep. Troy Nehls compares Trump to ‘second coming’ in bizarre rant | MSNBC |
| (read) Joe Rogan soured on Trump — but he's still spreading the MAHA gospel | MSNBC |
| (read) Baffled by his own ‘corner store’ reference, Trump’s problems with groceries persist | MSNBC |
| (read) Marjorie Taylor Greene Blasts Religious Leader's Excuse For AI Jesus Post | Huffington Post |
| (read) RFK Jr. Calls Tylenol Study Finding No Link To Autism ‘Garbage’ | Huffington Post |
| (read) Sean Hannity’s Attempted Takedown Of The Pope Backfires In Hellish Way | Huffington Post |
| (read) Trump Taunts Tucker Carlson With Recent Poll: 'A Low IQ Person' | Huffington Post |
| (read) Katie Miller And Rep. Trade Hard Punches On X Over Her Husband's Looks | Huffington Post |
| (read) Pete Hegseth Quoted A Bible Verse. Turns Out It Was A Rip-Off Of ‘Pulp Fiction.’ | Huffington Post |
| (read) You’ll Never Guess Who Ted Cruz Is Calling A ‘Deranged, Leftist Psycho’ | Huffington Post |
| (read) Tucker Carlson Torches Trump For Trying To Explain His Way Out Of Jesus AI Image | Huffington Post |
| (read) Trump Absolutely Loses It Over Fox News Host’s Polling Comment, Attacks Her Looks | Huffington Post |
| (read) Bride’s sister-in-law douses her in black paint moments before ceremony in horrifying ‘revenge’ attack | Fox News |
| (read) Grieving mothers scorch Dem lawmaker after he pivots during hearing to attack 'MAGA Republicans' | Fox News |
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