Using AI to hunt down the dumbfuckery in today's headlines
| Current Headlines | News Sources |
|---|---|
| (read) Eugene Horsch: Five women feared dead in connection to Philadelphia home where disturbing images were recovered | CNN |
| (read) US passenger duct-taped to plane seat says: ‘I don’t remember any of it’ | The Guardian |
| (read) South Park – I mean, South America – is back, with no Donald Trump in sight (yet) | The Guardian |
| (read) Trump responds to rate hike with furious economic illiteracy, but he’s the one to blame | MSNBC |
| (read) GOP leader claims ground beef prices are ‘less than $2 a pound,’ despite reality | MSNBC |
| (read) JD Vance loves ‘Emily in Paris’ for all the wrong reasons | MSNBC |
| (read) Trump says Kennedy Center could be ‘ripped down,’ still wants his name added | MSNBC |
| (read) Trump's focused on his vanity projects... 'I call them insanity projects': Acosta | MSNBC |
| (read) 'F**king War!' Republicans Reportedly Fight And Stomp Out Of Mike Johnson's Office | Huffington Post |
| (read) Fox News Host Mocked For Comments On AOC Interview Outside Capitol Building | Huffington Post |
| (read) Marjorie Taylor Greene Makes Dramatic Video To Declare It’s ‘Trump’s Fault’ | Huffington Post |
| (read) Trump Makes Ugly New Threat About What He'll Do If His Candidate Loses | Huffington Post |
| (read) Joe Rogan Calls Trump Fans 'F**king Nuts' And Says He's Been 'Left-Wing My Whole Life' | Huffington Post |
| (read) 'What A Buffoon': Trump Torched After Threatening To Cut Off US Trade With Europe | Huffington Post |
| (read) ‘Crazy Old Man’: Critics Mock Trump After He Revives His 2 Weirdest Grievances | Huffington Post |
| (read) RFK Jr. Assures Vaccine Skeptics They Have a ‘Friend at the White House’ | New York Times |
| (read) Trump Air Force One Photos Fuel Kennedy Center Demolition Speculation | New York Times |
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