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| Current Headlines | News Sources |
|---|---|
| (read) GLP-1s are shrinking bodies. Enter cadaver fat injections | CNN |
| (read) Iran rejects US claim over strait of Hormuz as foreign minister mocks Trump’s vow to charge tolls - Middle East crisis live | The Guardian |
| (read) Trump renews Iran blockade and again threatens to take control of strait of Hormuz | The Guardian |
| (read) Airline pilot skywrites ‘I’m bored’ over north-west England | The Guardian |
| (read) Trump: US to Get Reimbursed 20% on Cargo Shipped Through Hormuz | NEWSMAX |
| (read) Rigging Elections, Ignoring Voters, Never Ends Well for Democrats | NEWSMAX |
| (read) Trump: US Should Control Hormuz Strait, Get Paid for It | NEWSMAX |
| (read) Trump eyes radical new plan: U.S. to be ‘guardian of the Hormuz Strait,’ charge tolls | MSNBC |
| (read) Trump warns a reporter ‘will pay the price’ for coverage he doesn’t like | MSNBC |
| (read) Hegseth intervenes in yet another investigation, shrugs off safety standards | MSNBC |
| (read) Tickets for the Republicans’ midterm convention cost as much as $20,000 | MSNBC |
| (read) Watch Fox News Hosts Struggle To Get Trump To Shut Up In Awkward On-Air Moment | Huffington Post |
| (read) 'What The F**k Is Your Problem': Katie Miller Shredded Over Lindsey Graham-Related Retort | Huffington Post |
| (read) ‘Attention Whore’: Kash Patel Bashed For Response To Lindsey Graham’s Death | Huffington Post |
| (read) Who Should Replace Lindsey Graham? Trump Has An Idea. | Huffington Post |
| (read) Trump Hijacks Graham Tribute On CNN To Stump For Bill, Slam Dems In Weird Exchange | Huffington Post |
| (read) ‘Don’t Talk About It’: Trump Snaps At CNN For Asking About Latest Strait Of Hormuz Debacle | Huffington Post |
| (read) CNN Re-Airs Wild 2015 Clip Of Trump Giving His Supporters Lindsey Graham’s Phone Number During Feud | Huffington Post |
| (read) Britney Spears Addresses Photos Of Her Standing Up Through Car's Sunroof On Motorway | Huffington Post |
| (read) California nurse under fire after post wishing death on Trump, Lindsey Graham | Fox News |
| (read) Trump’s Threat to Impose Fees in the Strait of Hormuz Contradicts His Aides | New York Times |
| (read) Trump says the U.S. will blockade Iran again and charge ships a toll in Hormuz | NPR |
| (read) Trump reinstates Iran port blockade and vows 20% charge on cargo passing through Hormuz | BBC |
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