Using AI to hunt down the dumbfuckery in today's headlines
| Current Headlines | News Sources |
|---|---|
| (read) Following appeals court loss, Trump tries to rebrand his ballroom as a ‘military center’ | MSNBC |
| (read) Trump met with Spencer Pratt in LA, White House official says | MSNBC |
| (read) Perez Hilton hospitalized in ‘serious but stable’ condition and will need surgery, family says | NBC News |
| (read) Naked college swimmer killed security guard before fleeing on foot in Maui, police say | NBC News |
| (read) Abdul El-Sayed Has Brutal Clap Back To Trump Saying He's 'Full Of Sh*t' | Huffington Post |
| (read) Stephen Miller Has A Ballroom Breakdown Over Appeals Court Decision | Huffington Post |
| (read) Hillary Clinton Calls Trump's White House Reminiscent Of Saddam Hussein | Huffington Post |
| (read) Kevin Hassett Defends Weak Jobs Report By Excluding Job-Losing Sectors | Huffington Post |
| (read) Florida man allegedly kills family's kittens in front of teenage daughter as form of punishment: officials | Fox News |
| (read) Who Is My Enemy? I’m No Longer Sure. | New York Times |
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