Today's Dumbfuckery

Using AI to hunt down the dumbfuckery in today's headlines

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(read)   Trump says Iran conflict, which has killed 18 US service members and injured hundreds more, is ‘small potatoes’ CNN
(read)   Disruptive passenger duct-taped to first-class seat as plane makes emergency landing CNN
(read)   The unsettling rise of cat seducers: ‘My little companion was missing – and I was consumed with anger’ The Guardian
(read)   The wild world of LSU: from tigers on the field to wooing ex-NFL players The Guardian
(read)   Trump downplays war with Iran, in which 18 US service members have been killed so far, as ‘small potatoes’ – as it happened The Guardian
(read)   Trump Says US Could Strike Iran's Pickaxe Mountain Soon NEWSMAX
(read)   Trump: Ballroom's 'Nuclear Concrete' Will Defy Democrats NEWSMAX
(read)   After falsely pointing to a war victory, JD Vance says, ‘I wouldn’t call it a war’ MSNBC
(read)   ‘WE’RE IN A DANGEROUS SPOT’: Foreign Affairs Cmte. Dem on Trump’s war in Iran MSNBC
(read)   Illinois mother charged with murder after killing 2-year-old, attempting to harm herself NBC News
(read)   Ex-Governor Tells Fox News That Abdul El-Sayed Doesn't Know What 'Real Men Know' Huffington Post
(read)   Seth Meyers Spots 1 Absurd Detail In Trump’s 'Real Dork S**t' Stunt Huffington Post
(read)   RFK Jr. Hires Army Doctor Who Opposed Covid Shots to Investigate if They Killed 2,500 Troops New York Times

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