Using AI to hunt down the dumbfuckery in today's headlines
| Current Headlines | News Sources |
|---|---|
| (read) Man arrested for allegedly collecting human body parts from cemeteries and a hospital | CNN |
| (read) It’s not easy being green: Trump’s botched reflecting pool becomes 2,028ft metaphor | The Guardian |
| (read) Piglet, it’s a purple, psychedelic shapeshifter! The wild new creature prowling Winnie-the-Pooh’s wood | The Guardian |
| (read) Cult leader William Kamm and wife groomed young girl for a decade, Sydney court told | The Guardian |
| (read) Pool Attacks Reflect Left's Insanity | NEWSMAX |
| (read) Trump’s Reflecting Pool farce is no longer just a laughing matter | MSNBC |
| (read) Fox News Host Has 'Mommy' Issues In James Talarico Attack | Huffington Post |
| (read) ‘Not Good!’: Trump Blasts Italy’s Prime Minister Again As G7 Feud Spills Over | Huffington Post |
| (read) Trump’s Newest Reflecting Pool Excuse Falls Apart After One Look At His Past Comments | Huffington Post |
| (read) Chris Hayes Spins Hilarious 'Antifa Super Soldiers' Tale To Mock Trump Pool Excuse | Huffington Post |
| (read) Critics Torch 'Sad Grampa' Trump After Unhinged Obama Tirade | Huffington Post |
| (read) Trump Appointee Connects Greenland Plans To... Red Lobster? | Huffington Post |
| (read) Fox News Host Asks Jeanine Pirro If Jonathan Karl Is 'In Trouble' For Touching Reflecting Pool Paint | Huffington Post |
| (read) Trump on the Shabby Condition of the Reflecting Pool: Not My Fault | New York Times |
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