Today's Dumbfuckery

Using AI to hunt down the dumbfuckery in today's headlines

Current Headlines News Sources
(read)   Social media goes into overdrive with Lindsay Clancy conspiracy theories The Guardian
(read)   The men claiming to defend women’s sports are throwing sex toys at female athletes The Guardian
(read)   Carney Rejects Submission; Trump Tells Canada 'Fall in Line' NEWSMAX
(read)   Trump, Doug Ford Trade Barbs as Canada-US Tariff Fight Escalates NEWSMAX
(read)   Left Trying to Open Door on Late Term Abortions NEWSMAX
(read)   Trump’s comments about the military and the bond market betray his economic illiteracy MSNBC
(read)   'A farce': Symone rips Trump's 'completely unnecessary' ballroom renovation MSNBC
(read)   Ontario Premier Doug Ford Spars With Trump As Trade War Escalates: 'Kiss My A**' Huffington Post
(read)   WSJ Is Dumbfounded By Trump’s Dumb Beef With Canada: It Just 'Got Dumber' Huffington Post
(read)   John Oliver Sean Duffy Road Trip Series Huffington Post
(read)   Katie Miller's Birthday Gush To Stephen Miller Might Literally Make You Nauseous Huffington Post
(read)   Dr. Oz Awkwardly Walks Back Trump’s Claims That MMR Vaccine Is ‘Lethal’ Huffington Post
(read)   ‘Reading Rainbow’ Host Shares Health Update After ‘5-Day Psychiatric Hold’ Huffington Post
(read)   Liam Gallagher Addresses Those Oasis Glastonbury Rumours In His Own Inimitable Way Huffington Post
(read)   US removes Syria from list of state sponsors of terrorism BBC

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