Using AI to hunt down the dumbfuckery in today's headlines
| Current Headlines | News Sources |
|---|---|
| (read) Nazis and Happy Feet collide in Penguin Colony, a psychological horror game set at the world’s end | The Guardian |
| (read) With nothing to run on, Republicans return to low road 'gutter' politics | MSNBC |
| (read) Republicans’ election year crusade against Fauci isn’t limited to Congress | MSNBC |
| (read) Graphic Perez Hilton video sparks alarm over weakened social media moderation | NBC News |
| (read) Nanny says Lindsay Clancy appeared to be a loving mother before killing her 3 children | NBC News |
| (read) Perez Hilton hospitalized after reports he livestreamed self-harm, sheriff’s officials say | NBC News |
| (read) Trump's Latest Reflecting Pool Talk Totally Sinks In A Simply Humiliating Clip | Huffington Post |
| (read) Trump Has Absolute Meltdown Over ‘LOWLIFE’ Celeb | Huffington Post |
| (read) Stephen Miller Can't Stop Melting Down On Fox News After 1 Thing Keeps Happening | Huffington Post |
| (read) I Turned My Excess Skin Into Human Leather | Huffington Post |
| (read) Congressional Candidate Arrested After Wild Beach Brawl Video Goes Viral | Huffington Post |
| (read) Trump Officials Had Hourlong Oval Office Meltdown Over Reflecting Pool: Report | Huffington Post |
| (read) Trump Says He’s 'Entitled' To 'Millions Of Dollars' In Gifts — And It Got 1 Hilarious Reaction | Huffington Post |
| (read) Perez Hilton's Reps Confirm He Is Receiving Medical Care After Disturbing TikTok Livestream | Huffington Post |
| (read) Burrito debate rips open GOP civil war on affordability: ‘We will lose, and deserve it’ | Fox News |
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