Using AI to hunt down the dumbfuckery in today's headlines
| Current Headlines | News Sources |
|---|---|
| (read) Trump says he will cease trading with top partners unless Fed lowers rates | CNN |
| (read) The wild world of LSU: from tigers on the field to wooing ex-NFL players | The Guardian |
| (read) Trump downplays war with Iran, in which 18 US service members have been killed so far, as ‘small potatoes’ – as it happened | The Guardian |
| (read) Trump Says US Could Strike Iran's Pickaxe Mountain Soon | NEWSMAX |
| (read) Trump: Ballroom's 'Nuclear Concrete' Will Defy Democrats | NEWSMAX |
| (read) After falsely pointing to a war victory, JD Vance says, ‘I wouldn’t call it a war’ | MSNBC |
| (read) ‘WE’RE IN A DANGEROUS SPOT’: Foreign Affairs Cmte. Dem on Trump’s war in Iran | MSNBC |
| (read) Illinois mother charged with murder after killing 2-year-old, attempting to harm herself | NBC News |
| (read) Ex-Governor Tells Fox News That Abdul El-Sayed Doesn't Know What 'Real Men Know' | Huffington Post |
| (read) Seth Meyers Spots 1 Absurd Detail In Trump’s 'Real Dork S**t' Stunt | Huffington Post |
| (read) RFK Jr. Hires Army Doctor Who Opposed Covid Shots to Investigate if They Killed 2,500 Troops | New York Times |
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