Using AI to hunt down the dumbfuckery in today's headlines
| Current Headlines | News Sources |
|---|---|
| (read) Stephen Colbert on Trump tanking the US economy: ‘Experts call it the poop chute’ | The Guardian |
| (read) MAGA lawmaker mocks fourth grader worried about climate change | MSNBC |
| (read) Trump Hijacks Sean Hannity's Policy Question With Rant About Female Reporter | Huffington Post |
| (read) Jim Jordan Gets Called Out By CNN's Kaitlan Collins For Denying Saying What He Just Said | Huffington Post |
| (read) 'He's Central Casting': Trump Goes On Bizarre Rant About Xi Jinping's Appearance | Huffington Post |
| (read) ‘The Most Repulsive Level Of MAGA’: Marjorie Taylor Greene Goes Nuclear On ‘LYING’ Trump Loyalist | Huffington Post |
| (read) Pete Hegseth Appears In AI Video To Ask For $1.5T War Preparation Fund | Huffington Post |
| (read) A Comedian’s Fake DHS Tip Line Is Getting Wild Calls | Huffington Post |
| (read) Trump Has Letter For JD Vance If He’s Killed: Senior Aide | Huffington Post |
| (read) ‘Get Ready!' Colbert Shreds ‘Super Stupid’ Reason For Potential Trump War Rename | Huffington Post |
| (read) Mother's Day chaos at a steakhouse includes knives thrown at waiters and a touching mother-daughter arrest | Fox News |
| (read) Inside Jack Schlossberg’s Chaotic Campaign to Revive Camelot | New York Times |
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