Using AI to hunt down the dumbfuckery in today's headlines
| Current Headlines | News Sources |
|---|---|
| (read) Clutch time: Canadian and US World Cup mascots feature in Peruvian drugs raid | The Guardian |
| (read) Marjorie Taylor Greene criticizes Trump’s 80th birthday UFC event on White House lawn | The Guardian |
| (read) Seven fights on the South Lawn: Trump prepares for UFC birthday spectacle at White House | The Guardian |
| (read) Democrats seem to be missing the point of ‘No Kings’ | MSNBC |
| (read) How Washington got ready for a UFC fight, in photos | MSNBC |
| (read) ‘Born a very special baby’: Republican rhetoric on Trump becomes even more cultish | MSNBC |
| (read) Trump adds a bizarre twist to his baseless California election conspiracy theory | MSNBC |
| (read) USPS eyes new rule that would block ballots in states that balk at Trump’s demands | MSNBC |
| (read) Andy Reid “can’t talk about” the upcoming Travis Kelce, Taylor Swift wedding | NBC News |
| (read) Bill Maher Begs Trump Not To Attend NBA Finals Game 5 With Too-Good-To-Be-True Offer | Huffington Post |
| (read) 'F**k ICE': Ariana Grande Goes Off On White House After They Pull Annoyingly Familiar Move | Huffington Post |
| (read) Desi Lydic Examines Trump's 22-Specialist Checkup And Her Prognosis Is 'Baaad' | Huffington Post |
| (read) Fox World Cup Analyst Calls Trump 'The Soccer President' | Huffington Post |
| (read) 'You Said It All The F**king Time': Seth Meyers Exposes Trump's Latest Rewrite Of History | Huffington Post |
| (read) NASCAR legend Tony Stewart calls mourning fans 'a--holes' in tone-deaf rant about Kyle Busch | Fox News |
| (read) Bill Maher urges Maine voters to elect Graham Platner, despite the candidate’s ‘scary’ issues | Fox News |
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