Using AI to hunt down the dumbfuckery in today's headlines
| Current Headlines | News Sources |
|---|---|
| (read) It’s 10pm, do you know where Donald Trump is? | The Guardian |
| (read) Utah woman who wrote book on grief gets life without parole for killing husband | The Guardian |
| (read) Stephen Colbert on Trump’s social media rants: ‘A waterfall of paranoid madness’ | The Guardian |
| (read) Rush hour on Air Force one as Melania director Brett Ratner joins Trump China trip | The Guardian |
| (read) Trump calls MS NOW reporter ‘dumb’ for pointing out ballooning ballroom cost | MSNBC |
| (read) Why Bill Maher and John Fetterman appeal to Trump supporters | MSNBC |
| (read) Trump commits the ultimate gaffe in dismissing Americans’ finances | MSNBC |
| (read) As part of a weird online tantrum, Trump calls for Obama’s arrest (again) | MSNBC |
| (read) Livestreamer ‘Chud the Builder’ involved in shooting outside Tennessee courthouse | NBC News |
| (read) Kash Patel Branded 'Bonkers' After Lashing Out During Congressional Testimony | Huffington Post |
| (read) Trump's Spiritual Adviser Makes Bonkers Comments About Trump Grabbing Women | Huffington Post |
| (read) MS NOW Host Blares Alarm On A Very ‘Erratic’ Shift In Trump’s ‘Madman Persona’ | Huffington Post |
| (read) Mike Johnson Once Again Plays Dumb When Asked About Trump | Huffington Post |
| (read) Trump Mocks 'Little Boy' JD Vance In Retelling Of DC Dinner Shooting | Huffington Post |
| (read) Trump's Manic Posting Spree Has Stephen Colbert Asking 1 Question | Huffington Post |
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