Using AI to hunt down the dumbfuckery in today's headlines
| Current Headlines | News Sources |
|---|---|
| (read) Welcome to America, where you’re never quite sure if your senator is dead or not | Arwa Mahdawi | The Guardian |
| (read) Fauci invokes fifth amendment and declines to testify in Senate Covid hearing | The Guardian |
| (read) Ted Cruz says more than he intended about leaders who line their pockets while in office | MSNBC |
| (read) RFK Jr. has become the latest victim of a classic Trump trap | MSNBC |
| (read) Republicans show indifference to Jay Clayton’s inexperience, confirm Trump’s DNI pick | MSNBC |
| (read) Why Hegseth and Trump keep contradicting themselves about U.S. munitions | MSNBC |
| (read) Comey asks judge to ‘86’ seashells case, alleges he was surveilled at Trump’s direction | MSNBC |
| (read) Joe slams Trump's bizarre eulogy at Lindsey Graham funeral | MSNBC |
| (read) Lawrence: Trump proves he’s the stupidest negotiator in the history of American government | MSNBC |
| (read) After talking a good game, Trump fails to follow through on appeal for birthright ruling | MSNBC |
| (read) Georgia High School Shooter Discussed Online Notoriety With Mother Afterwards | Huffington Post |
| (read) 'No Consequences': Anti-MAGA Actor Unloads On 'This F**king Guy' Trump | Huffington Post |
| (read) Trump Spews F-Bomb Schoolyard Threat At Iran For Strikes On U.S. Troops | Huffington Post |
| (read) Trump Answers Fox Tariff Question, Veers Into Nuclear War Claims | Huffington Post |
| (read) White House Spokesperson Reacts To John Mellencamp Criticizing Trump For Renaming The Gulf Of America | Huffington Post |
| (read) White House Says Anyone Suggesting Trump Fell Asleep At Lindsey Graham's Funeral Is A 'Depraved Moron' | Huffington Post |
| (read) Jimmy Fallon Launches A Nice Penis Joke At Trump Over Iran War | Huffington Post |
| (read) Resurfaced Clip Of Anne Hathaway Is Causing MAGA To Have A Mega Meltdown | Huffington Post |
| (read) Er... Can Everyone Stop Sh*tting Themselves At Concerts, Please? | Huffington Post |
| (read) What happened to leaving the groom at the altar like an adult? Bride-to-be accused of setting fire to church | Fox News |
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