Using AI to hunt down the dumbfuckery in today's headlines
| Current Headlines | News Sources |
|---|---|
| (read) She tried to blow up a millionaire in Monaco. Days later, she was dead | CNN |
| (read) Unhinged White House response shows senator’s ‘Natalie’ barb struck a nerve | The Guardian |
| (read) Mike Lindell offers to fund recount in Minnesota Republican primary for governor | The Guardian |
| (read) 'There's something weird going on': Ex-Trump staffer on Natalie Harp's extreme Trump devotion | MSNBC |
| (read) Why MAGA media is obsessing over a fictional ‘red-green alliance’ | MSNBC |
| (read) DOJ: Comey seashell post was 'coded message' to followers | MSNBC |
| (read) Trump says Kim Jong Un has 57 ‘very powerful’ nuclear weapons. Seoul says he has far more. | NBC News |
| (read) Mike Lindell says he’ll pay for recount after double-digit loss in Minnesota governor primary | NBC News |
| (read) Why Jesse Watters Won't Condemn Jon Ossoff's Natalie Harp Jab | Huffington Post |
| (read) Trump's Economic D-Day Threat Over Iran Branded A 'Complete S**t Show' | Huffington Post |
| (read) Sean Duffy Warns His Daughter She'll Be 'Perverted And Contorted' By Attending Harvard | Huffington Post |
| (read) Scott Jennings Has Meltdown After Co-Host Calls Him Out On 'Fake' Natalie Harp Outrage | Huffington Post |
| (read) Darline Graham's Answer To Debate Question Has To Be Seen To Be Believed | Huffington Post |
| (read) Everyone’s Using This A.I. Dictation App That I Want to Murder With a Hammer | New York Times |
| (read) Jimmy Fallon Teases Trump’s Efforts to Rekindle North Korea Bromance | New York Times |
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