Today's Dumbfuckery

Using AI to hunt down the dumbfuckery in today's headlines

Current Headlines News Sources
(read)   Americans are divided on ‘culture war’ issues, a new CNN poll finds. Republicans are trying to leverage that in the midterms CNN
(read)   I’ll resume bombing if Iran acts up, Trump warns after criticism of deal The Guardian
(read)   Why Trump is trying to blow up his own party’s plan to quickly confirm his DNI pick MSNBC
(read)   Live updates: Trump threatens to ‘resume dropping bombs’ on Iran if he dislikes preliminary deal MSNBC
(read)   JD Vance says he is an Epstein conspiracy theorist MSNBC
(read)   Lawrence: Trump’s describing his so-called Iran deal the only way he knows how. With nonstop lying. MSNBC
(read)   JD Vance Roasted Over ‘The Most Ridiculous Lie He Has Ever Told’ About Trump Huffington Post
(read)   Scott Jennings Weasels For Trump In 'Michelle Obama Is A Man' UFC Controversy Huffington Post
(read)   Lawrence O’Donnell Torches Trump Over Iran War Claim: ‘Only An Imbecile Could Think That’ Huffington Post
(read)   Luigi Mangione To Assert Psychiatric Defense In Health Care CEO's Murder Trial Huffington Post
(read)   Trump Admin Honors Teddy Roosevelt With A Motivational Poster. Historians Say It Has An 'Inexcusable' Misquote. Huffington Post
(read)   Jordan Klepper Nails Trump's Latest Insult For Possibly Skipping Key Moment Huffington Post
(read)   Trump Denies Hearing About Foiled White House Plot During UFC Fight Huffington Post
(read)   RFK Jr. Orders Woman To Remain In Hantavirus Quarantine Against Medical Expert's Advice Huffington Post
(read)   Fox News Host Defends UFC Fighter's Michelle Obama Insult Huffington Post
(read)   Judge reveals Luigi Mangione will pursue psychiatric defense in UnitedHealthcare CEO assassination case Fox News
(read)   Opinion: MLB is forcing the gay agenda on players and fans, and what does that have to do with baseball? Fox News
(read)   Palisades Fire suspect displayed 'incel energy,' made woman uncomfortable during Uber ride: passenger Fox News
(read)   Late Night Wades Into the Reflecting Pool’s Algae Bloom New York Times
(read)   Nigerian man jailed for storing human faeces outside his home BBC

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