Using AI to hunt down the dumbfuckery in today's headlines
| Current Headlines | News Sources |
|---|---|
| (read) Trump’s secret flight switch indicates severity of assassination threat by Iran | The Guardian |
| (read) Kansas father kills his four children and their mother before shooting himself | The Guardian |
| (read) High school football player in Arkansas practices with 2ft viper in helmet | The Guardian |
| (read) Chum review – daft shark attack movie with wedding guests running gamut of toothy undersea beast | The Guardian |
| (read) First Thing: Anger after Trump’s secret flight swap appears to offer up staff and media as decoys | The Guardian |
| (read) O’Neil condemns Bragg’s ‘crazed’ press club speech – as it happened | The Guardian |
| (read) Trump offers odd explanation for why he secretly swapped planes at NATO summit | MSNBC |
| (read) Consumer prices inched higher in July, amid discouraging economic data | MSNBC |
| (read) Trump seems to think he has credibility on medicine, science and public health. He doesn’t. | MSNBC |
| (read) Leading White House adviser says Jim Jordan has been ‘so unhelpful in so many ways’ | MSNBC |
| (read) The cruelty of Enes Kanter Freedom and Royce White’s WNBA anti-trans stunt | MSNBC |
| (read) ‘Stranger things have happened’: Trump hedges when pressed on declaring election emergency | MSNBC |
| (read) Mike Lindell would be awful for Minnesota. That doesn't mean he'll lose. | MSNBC |
| (read) Trump wants the MMR vaccine divided into three shots. Is that even possible? | NBC News |
| (read) Count Binface, the man in a can with a plan, seeks Parliament seat in Britain’s wackiest election | NBC News |
| (read) Kansas father kills 4 children and wife before turning gun on himself, authorities say | NBC News |
| (read) Ken Paxton Gets Knocked On His Butt By Blunt Question At Town Hall | Huffington Post |
| (read) Fox News Host Blames GOP For Some Americans ‘Turning To Socialism’: ‘Let’s Be Frank About It’ | Huffington Post |
| (read) Jimmy Fallon Destroys Trump's New 'Chillax' Attitude On A Serious Subject | Huffington Post |
| (read) King Charles' Death Mistakenly Announced In Radio Show Mix-Up | Huffington Post |
| (read) Mike Rogers Makes Bonkers Claims About Abdul El-Sayed In Fox News Rant | Huffington Post |
| (read) 'Sick S**t': Critics Rip 'Scared' Trump After Air Force One Catering Truck Deception | Huffington Post |
| (read) Florida deputy killed ex-girlfriend over a TV, then himself, sheriff says | Fox News |
| (read) Naked former California swim champion accused of killing security guard at Hawaii resort | Fox News |
| (read) Sophie Cunningham makes former ESPN mouthpiece Ryan Clark look like a clown after disgusting remarks | Fox News |
| (read) With Trump Secretly Evacuated, Imperiled Air Force One Became a Flying Decoy | New York Times |
| (read) Jimmy Fallon Recreates Trump’s Catering Container Escape | New York Times |
| (read) Watch: Why was Trump smuggled out of Air Force One in a catering truck? | BBC |
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