Using AI to hunt down the dumbfuckery in today's headlines
| Current Headlines | News Sources |
|---|---|
| (read) Nigel Farage wins election in which his main rival was a trash can | CNN |
| (read) Trump’s dismal Patriot Games were the Hunger Games ordered off Temu | The Guardian |
| (read) Trump downplays concerns about sailors onboard USS Abraham Lincoln amid record deployment | The Guardian |
| (read) Trump threatens to declare strait of Hormuz ‘territory of the United States’ | The Guardian |
| (read) Donald Trump can’t beat Iran and Nigel Farage can only beat a bin. When it counts, these populists are just losers | Jonathan Freedland | The Guardian |
| (read) How will history remember Karoline Leavitt? | Fiona Katauskas | The Guardian |
| (read) Trump dismisses concerns about USS Abraham Lincoln, saying its record-breaking 250 days at sea ‘not nearly enough’ – as it happened | The Guardian |
| (read) Trump’s great plane escape – podcast | The Guardian |
| (read) Meet David Advance Plus+, genius of toothpaste marketing: the Stephen Collins cartoon | The Guardian |
| (read) Pressed on conditions on the USS Abraham Lincoln, Trump says all the wrong things | MSNBC |
| (read) Trump shrugs off USS Lincoln crisis, says deployment 'not nearly long enough' | MSNBC |
| (read) Trump brushes off Navy concerns, seeks use of steam catapults on aircraft carriers | MSNBC |
| (read) Nigel Farage beats Count Binface to win back seat in Parliament in widely mocked election | NBC News |
| (read) Aaron Sorkin Wants America To Quit Its ‘Glamorization Of Dumbness’ | Huffington Post |
| (read) Lawyer For Tate Brothers Mentions Trump, Rubio In Bizarre Rant | Huffington Post |
| (read) Proposed Trump Tariffs Target Tubas & Other Brass Instruments | Huffington Post |
| (read) Shake Shack worker allegedly calls out before robbing own restaurant, returns in uniform 2 days later | Fox News |
| (read) Bomani Jones baselessly accuses 'White folks' of favoring Josh Allen, while he favors Black quarterbacks | Fox News |
| (read) Trump Dismisses Reports About Dire Conditions Aboard U.S.S. Abraham Lincoln | New York Times |
| (read) Kennedy Center board votes to close venue for two years, inscribe Trump's name on building | LA Times |
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