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| Current Headlines | News Sources |
|---|---|
| (read) Donald Trump suggests there was no foul play in Lindsey Graham’s death amid conspiracies – live | The Guardian |
| (read) Folarin Balogun: Ban reversal caused ‘a lot of outside noise, and that’s hard to avoid’ | The Guardian |
| (read) In a world where superyachts are cringe and firing a rocket ship turns you into a dick joke, what’s a poor billionaire to do? | Van Badham | The Guardian |
| (read) Kash Patel gave his Australian counterpart a 3D replica gun as a gift. It was destroyed within months | The Guardian |
| (read) GOP’s Ron Johnson shares, then retracts, a conspiratorial ‘rumor’ about Mitch McConnell | MSNBC |
| (read) GOP governor defending Trump’s SNAP cuts says food help should be embarrassing | MSNBC |
| (read) One day later, Trump abandons his plans for legally dubious tolls on Strait of Hormuz | MSNBC |
| (read) Trump keeps changing his story about the alleged ‘gash’ in the Reflecting Pool | MSNBC |
| (read) Hegseth intervenes in yet another investigation, shrugs off safety standards | MSNBC |
| (read) Stumped on ICE killing, Mike Johnson keeps struggling with the basics of current events | MSNBC |
| (read) Trump says FBI is ‘wasting their time’ investigating Lindsey Graham’s death | NBC News |
| (read) South Carolina governor appoints Lindsey Graham’s sister to finish his Senate term | NBC News |
| (read) ‘Attention Whore’: Kash Patel Bashed For Response To Lindsey Graham’s Death | Huffington Post |
| (read) 'What The F**k Is Your Problem': Katie Miller Shredded Over Lindsey Graham-Related Retort | Huffington Post |
| (read) Trump Calls Kamala Harris ‘Half A Person’ | Huffington Post |
| (read) Pete Hegseth’s Furious Vow To ‘Identify And Prosecute Leakers’ Backfires Spectacularly | Huffington Post |
| (read) 'I Blame Joe Biden': Conservative Pundit Has Insane Response To Latest ICE Shooting | Huffington Post |
| (read) ‘Total Collapse Of Reality’: Trump’s Massive Reflecting Pool Claim Just Got Even Bigger | Huffington Post |
| (read) Lawrence O'Donnell Mocks Trump As 'Stupidest Litigant In History' Over Crumbling IRS Lawsuit | Huffington Post |
| (read) Jon Stewart Reveals Exact Moment Trump Reached 'F**k That Guy' Stage Of Grief | Huffington Post |
| (read) Trump Gives Out Lindsey Graham's Phone Number During Rally In 2015 Clip | Huffington Post |
| (read) Donald Trump's Weirdest Post About Lindsey Graham's Death | Huffington Post |
| (read) Transportation Secretary Duffy Gripes About 'DEI Bike Lanes' | Huffington Post |
| (read) Workers Hit Back At JD Vance For Dismissing Jobs As ‘Fake’ | Huffington Post |
| (read) Richard Tice Says Journalists Want Another Reform Politician 'Dead' In Online Rant | Huffington Post |
| (read) The U.S. strikes Iran after Trump announces a renewed blockade and tolls in Hormuz | NPR |
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