Using AI to hunt down the dumbfuckery in today's headlines
| Current Headlines | News Sources |
|---|---|
| (read) Press dinner gunman pleads not guilty to attempting to assassinate Trump | CNN |
| (read) A job that changed me: At 14 I was a basketball musician. If someone missed a shot, I’d drop in a ‘du-ba-dum’ | The Guardian |
| (read) Trump celebrates unveiling of 22-foot Don Colossus statue at Miami-area golf course | MSNBC |
| (read) Trump given option to ‘order Diet Coke’ or ‘invade Iran’ in arcade game at D.C. memorial | MSNBC |
| (read) EXCLUSIVE: ‘I’m not going to stop criticizing him’ James Comey speaks out after seashell indictment | MSNBC |
| (read) Trump’s U.N. ambassador says Iran ‘ceasefire’ is whatever Trump says it is | MSNBC |
| (read) The cage match is on for tickets to Trump’s UFC fight at the White House | NBC News |
| (read) Donald Trump Jr.’s Old Iran Boast Comes Back To Haunt Him In Brutal Community Note | Huffington Post |
| (read) Trump Gets Torn Apart By Critics For Branding White House A 'S**t House' | Huffington Post |
| (read) Trump Gets 3 'Fully Functional' Arcade Games Erected At D.C. War Memorial | Huffington Post |
| (read) California Governor Candidate Brutally Mocked For Calling This Chain Taco Spot A ‘Street Taco’ | Huffington Post |
| (read) White House Social Media Team Denies Trump Fell Asleep In Oval Office | Huffington Post |
| (read) 30 Of The Funniest Tweets From Couples This Week (May 4-11) | Huffington Post |
| (read) Donald Trump Brazenly Admits What His Supreme Court Appointees Are There For | Huffington Post |
| (read) Trump Has ‘FAKE (Bulls**t!)’ Freakout Over Female Fox News Host, Dem Lawmaker | Huffington Post |
| (read) Trump’s Spends Over An Hour Reposting MAGA AI Slop That Celebrates His Magnificence | Huffington Post |
| (read) Trump Calls Obama The 'Greatest Sucker Of Them All' In Iran Rant | Huffington Post |
| (read) Trump: Beautiful Little Babies’ Receive A 'Vat' Of Vaccines | Huffington Post |
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