Using AI to hunt down the dumbfuckery in today's headlines
| Current Headlines | News Sources |
|---|---|
| (read) Spencer Pratt is a reality star pandering to the LA ego. He could be our next mayor | Dave Schilling | The Guardian |
| (read) I read Gianni Infantino’s name-dropping, despot-fluffing book so you don’t have to | The Guardian |
| (read) Team Trump’s latest no-bid contract: $5 million to coat horse statues in gold | MSNBC |
| (read) The simple detail Bessent struggles to grasp about putting Trump’s face on a $250 bill | MSNBC |
| (read) Hawaii community feared triple-murder suspect would ‘show up at their house with a machete’ | NBC News |
| (read) CNN Host Rips Katie Miller’s Claim Of ‘Violent’ Democratic Tweet With Truly Nasty GOP Posts | Huffington Post |
| (read) Trump Accuses Jill Biden Of Not Doing What 'Any Good Wife Would Do’ In 2024 Debate | Huffington Post |
| (read) Sen. Mike Lee Just Made The Strangest James Talarico Attack Yet — And It Involves Religious Child Sacrifice | Huffington Post |
| (read) Look At This Tacky UFC Cage Being Built For Birthday Boy Donald Trump | Huffington Post |
| (read) She waited for a soulmate who never showed up: ChatGPT users detail AI delusions | CBS News |
| (read) U.S. Embassy in India launches Trump-themed rickshaws to mark America's 250th birthday | NPR |
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