Using AI to hunt down the dumbfuckery in today's headlines
| Current Headlines | News Sources |
|---|---|
| (read) Jimmy Kimmel on Trump’s no-show at Don Jr’s Bahamas wedding: ‘Flying to an island makes him miss Epstein’ | The Guardian |
| (read) Sen. Rick Scott to Newsmax: Dems Endanger Kids on Roads | NEWSMAX |
| (read) Trump’s ‘Joke’ About Dead Soldiers Taints Memorial Day Speech At Arlington | Huffington Post |
| (read) Dan Greaney, ‘The Simpsons’ Writer Who Predicted Trump Presidency, Launches 2028 Campaign | Huffington Post |
| (read) Tucker Carlson Doles Out Some Wild Credit Card Advice | Huffington Post |
| (read) Alyssa Farah Griffin Accidentally Calls Donald Trump Jr.’s Wedding A Funeral | Huffington Post |
| (read) ‘You Are Nuts’: RFK Jr. Wrangles Snakes As Wife Cheryl Hines Freaks Out | Huffington Post |
| (read) Trump Official Has Dubious Spin On Low Consumer Sentiment Stats | Huffington Post |
| (read) Jamie Kennedy blasts Mark Hamill's dead Trump post as 'evil' after assassination attempt | Fox News |
| (read) Trump compares Dem Senate candidate to freckle-faced cartoon character, promises to campaign for Paxton | Fox News |
| (read) Go Ask Alice Why Tech Start-Ups Are Spending Big on Hype Videos | New York Times |
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