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| Current Headlines | News Sources |
|---|---|
| (read) Trump lashes out at oil companies as Iran war drags on | CNN |
| (read) RFK Jr.'s new cooking show is unwatchable | MSNBC |
| (read) ‘She choked’: Trump rages against Pirro, but she’s not the only target | MSNBC |
| (read) ‘Their trees are all gross’: Trump finds weird new ways to condemn Democratic-led areas | MSNBC |
| (read) Trump and Iran clash over Strait of Hormuz talks as cargo ship is attacked | NBC News |
| (read) RFK Jr. Admits He Will 'Literally Eat Anything' And He Has No 'Gag Reflex' | Huffington Post |
| (read) ‘Epic Fail’: Dan Bongino’s Fox News Rant Quickly Turns Into A Devastating Self-Own | Huffington Post |
| (read) Critics Rip Trump Over ‘Disgusting’ Rant On 1 Thing Blue Cities ‘Have In Common’ | Huffington Post |
| (read) My Mother Was A Cult Leader. At Her Funeral, One Of Her Followers Put A Curse On Me. | Huffington Post |
| (read) ‘Trying To Compose Myself’: CNN Commentator Clubs Trump Over Sketchy Golf Brag | Huffington Post |
| (read) 'Completely Bananas': Right-Wing Pundit Predicts Exactly When MAGA Will Implode | Huffington Post |
| (read) What Is Gish Galloping? Watch RFK Jr. Do It In His CNN Interview With Dana Bash | Huffington Post |
| (read) Trump Rounds Off AI Slop Posting Spree With Truly Bizarre New Image | Huffington Post |
| (read) Kelly Osbourne demands child support and her dogs back in fiery rant amid reported breakup | Fox News |
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