Using AI to hunt down the dumbfuckery in today's headlines
| Current Headlines | News Sources |
|---|---|
| (read) Trump endorses MyPillow founder Mike Lindell in Minnesota governor’s race | The Guardian |
| (read) Feline felony: suspect arrested after bringing kitten to rob Maryland bank | The Guardian |
| (read) Michael Kosta on Lindsey Graham’s sister: ‘A senate seat? That’s an inheritance jackpot!’ | The Guardian |
| (read) Perverts of the world rejoice! It’s Meta’s new dodgy old mate glasses | First Dog on the Moon | The Guardian |
| (read) What the collapse of Trump’s Strait of Hormuz fee plan reveals | MSNBC |
| (read) Trump keeps changing his story about the alleged ‘gash’ in the Reflecting Pool | MSNBC |
| (read) Even Trump doesn’t see the point of the FBI looking into Lindsey Graham’s death | MSNBC |
| (read) Lawrence: Cowardly Susan Collins did nothing to protect Maine from Trump’s invasion forces | MSNBC |
| (read) Cat burglar steals kitten, tries to rob bank in Maryland, gets caught instead | NBC News |
| (read) Trump Calls Kamala Harris ‘Half A Person’ | Huffington Post |
| (read) ‘Total Collapse Of Reality’: Trump’s Massive Reflecting Pool Claim Just Got Even Bigger | Huffington Post |
| (read) Lawrence O'Donnell Mocks Trump As 'Stupidest Litigant In History' Over Crumbling IRS Lawsuit | Huffington Post |
| (read) 'I Blame Joe Biden': Conservative Pundit Has Insane Response To Latest ICE Shooting | Huffington Post |
| (read) Trump's DNI Pick Refuses To Directly Answer Who Won The 2020 Presidential Election | Huffington Post |
| (read) 'F**k You Donnie': Canadians Aren't Happy With Trump For Sharing This Bonkers Image | Huffington Post |
| (read) 'Everything Trump Says Is Bulls**t': Michael Kosta Nails Trump's Latest Flip-Flop | Huffington Post |
| (read) 'Let's Not Negotiate': Trump Uses Bizarre Logic After Renewed Strikes On Iran | Huffington Post |
| (read) Tom Homan Has Unhinged Response To Latest Fatal ICE Shootings | Huffington Post |
| (read) Pete Hegseth’s Furious Vow To ‘Identify And Prosecute Leakers’ Backfires Spectacularly | Huffington Post |
| (read) Workers Hit Back At JD Vance For Dismissing Jobs As ‘Fake’ | Huffington Post |
| (read) Practicing pole dancing in living room sounds like a good idea until you make it rain and flood your apartment | Fox News |
| (read) Treasury to Begin Minting $1 Gold Trump Coins Featuring President’s Face | New York Times |
| (read) When Originalism Jumped the Shark | New York Times |
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