Using AI to hunt down the dumbfuckery in today's headlines
| Current Headlines | News Sources |
|---|---|
| (read) Trump mocks Rep. Al Green’s career-ending blowout loss in Texas runoff: ‘I will miss that lunatic’ | One America News |
| (read) ‘True patriot’: White House pays bizarre tribute to Harambe 10 years after gorilla’s death | The Guardian |
| (read) First Thing: Trump threatens to ‘blow up’ US ally Oman if it does not ‘behave’ over strait of Hormuz | The Guardian |
| (read) The Campaign Diary of Robert Kenyon Aged 41 and Three-Quarters (as imagined by John Crace) | The Guardian |
| (read) Trump threatens to ‘blow up’ another Middle Eastern country, but this one’s a U.S. ally | MSNBC |
| (read) Trump administration reportedly zeroes in on anti-tech 'extremists' | MSNBC |
| (read) Lawrence: On the 88th day of Trump’s ‘smart war,’ his Cabinet once again laughed about war | MSNBC |
| (read) Trump again disparages Somali immigrants: ‘They’re all crooks’ | NBC News |
| (read) Jesse Watters Snidely Attacks James Talarico's 'Totally-Not-Fake Girlfriend' | Huffington Post |
| (read) Trump Brags If Iran Doesn’t Give Him What He Wants, Hegseth Will ‘Finish ‘Em Off’ | Huffington Post |
| (read) LA Mayoral Candidate Spencer Pratt 'Loves Mexican Food,' Wants ICE Out | Huffington Post |
| (read) Dan Greaney, ‘The Simpsons’ Writer Who Predicted Trump Presidency, Launches 2028 Campaign | Huffington Post |
| (read) This $15 Antifungal Body Wash Is Getting People SO Clean — But Don't Read The Reviews While You're Eating | Huffington Post |
| (read) Spencer Pratt claims Leonardo DiCaprio and Jamie Foxx privately endorsed his mayoral bid | Fox News |
| (read) Big Swells of Rancor Are Capsizing America | New York Times |
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