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| Current Headlines | News Sources |
|---|---|
| (read) King Charles ‘agrees with me’ on Iran nuclear weapon ban, says Trump | The Guardian |
| (read) ‘She’s opening the bees!’ US beekeeper jailed for trying to save friend from eviction | The Guardian |
| (read) Rep. Burchett to Newsmax: Must 'Release Everything' on Dead Scientists | NEWSMAX |
| (read) Sen. Cruz to Newsmax: Democrats Are Buying Votes | NEWSMAX |
| (read) Sen. Rick Scott to Newsmax: Democrats 'Want to Murder Their Opponents' | NEWSMAX |
| (read) RFK Jr. said these Black kids should be ’reparented.’ And then half apologized | MSNBC |
| (read) U.S. soldier threatened to 'walk into a synagogue with my AK' and 'kill every single Jew,' DOJ says | NBC News |
| (read) The Trump White House's Latest Troll Post Is A Real Doozy | Huffington Post |
| (read) White House Calls Jimmy Kimmel A 'S**t Human Being' As It Ramps Up Calls For His Firing | Huffington Post |
| (read) Why Trump Cares That Secret Service Is 'Really Attractive' | Huffington Post |
| (read) Dan Bongino Says Why He Started 'Messing With People' In FBI | Huffington Post |
| (read) Don Lemon Blasts 'False' MAGA Spin On Trump Shooting: 'It Drives Me F**king Crazy' | Huffington Post |
| (read) Seth Meyers Roasts Trump’s Wildest Excuse Yet For His $400 Million Ballroom | Huffington Post |
| (read) Marjorie Taylor Greene Flags Farm Failures As Result Of Iran War | Huffington Post |
| (read) Donald Trump Claims King Charles 'Agrees With Me' Over War In Iran | Huffington Post |
| (read) Florida man allegedly shot woman in neck, dragged her back inside before hiding in backyard pool | Fox News |
| (read) Torrance man charged with attempt to assassinate Trump; records detail alleged 'manifesto' | LA Times |
| (read) Kim Jong Un praises troops who 'self-blasted' to avoid capture by Ukraine | BBC |
| (read) Suspect charged with attempted assassination of Trump at Washington dinner | BBC |
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